Hito's short Hentai Rap

Loli, Yuri, Yaoi and Shota
Tentacles and Futa join the quota
Awkward positions that'll make you "Oh my"
Welcome to the Japanese world of Hentai!

Men are shy and women lack brains
Cumming is equivalent to April Rains
Women get molested on public trains
MILFs fuck Shotas for personal gains

Girls got tits like water balloons
Virgins got the skills to blow cock like bassoons
That's why they get raped in alleys by goons
Succubui visit your place on afternoons

Remember your favorite character as a child?
Well watch her get her sex buttons dialed
Double Penetration with a smile
Oh...and this'll last a while

Whether you see it in video or pages
you can expect the truly outrageous
If you're a newbie, ingest it in stages
Don't be the one to find gay porn who rages.

...uh, I texted this to peeps on my cell one day and just copypastad from my Sent folders to this thread..

JK I fapped.

Well the only appropriate thing I can do after this violation of the mind is to, well, violate your mind some more!!! BWAHAHAHAHA

Heh. I like those. That's kind of like what poetry does to the five senses to let one know how a character feels.

...except -- I beat that list's ass. It did give me a good left hook at Irish Wristwatch, though.

Haha, tbh what those things are doing by making us more self-aware may be uncomfortable to the foolish person, but reading that is actually invigorating.